Ethereal

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

I was grumpy today. Oh look, it's nothing big, not really, but I'm just stuck with doing boring-@rse jobs at work at the moment and this is stopping me doing the interesting stuff.

It is frustrating.

On top of that, Smock FARTED all over me again! This time it was even audible and it went on for ages. It sounded like someone ripping a piece of kitchen roll off the WORLD'S LONGEST roll of kitchen roll.

She didn't even stop. She didn't even BLINK. 

I was blinking well out of there. Not just because of the smell, but because I needed to go somewhere to pee myself laughing.

But despite feeling grumpy and being farted on, I am in a good mood tonight. On my way home I found this little flower. I have no idea what it is. I am rubbish at flowers. But it cheered me up. And then when I walked in, both cats gave me The Big Catty Welcome and the sparrows were all lined up on the Poop Deck.

It is hard to stay cross at the world. Perspective is everything. 

S.