The Wimbledons is Just Too Much for Me

All that grunting and shouting and hurting my Kongs with spoon shaped weapons....I confess, I was too scared to watch.
Then I fainted (main blip), and now I'm hiding under the Wretched One's  skirts and humming to myself.

Anderson and Isner are into a 5th set.....so i'm hiding in the cupboard
....but I want to take a peek. before tucking myself behind the Mrs once again.  How long will this bally match go on, and will I have to watch the next one too.....