The Pressure's ON

The Wretched One's not called Mad Mumma by her children for nothing.

She tells me we've received a telegram from Gareth Southgate requesting our continued participation in ensuring England's success in the World Cup.  

I grant you, last Saturday the Lazy One actually switched the iron on and completed a prodigious amount of the ironings.....and then England won.  

News of this seems to have reached Russia and now we have to do Thee Magick Ironings all over again.   

I think you can see from the look on my face that I'm not comfortable with being given the role of 'folder'.  Does she even know I'm a dog?