john

John is in this amazing lightly tan summer suit, crisp shirt, cuff links, bow tie, light brown shoes.

Me: John, you look like some kind of old time Southern lawyer. Like from a Grisham movie or something.

John: (chuckles)

Flash forward two hours: small talk between lectures.

Me: What's your day job, John?

John: I'm an attorney.

Me: (chuckles). Really?

John: Yeah

Me: Well, you look the part! Where did you go to school?

John: Ole' Miss.

Me: Fuck.

John: I decided to go back to school to get an English degree. Kind of sick of law.

Me: Hey, I wasn't giving you shit earlier. You look good, real good. That's a great suit.
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He also usually looks like Tom Waits. Think gravelly voice: the characters you meet in school, man.