Cazza & Feefs's Day O' Fun

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess,

Today Cazza & Feefs had a day off. Feefs was emphatic about this. Apparently Big Nipper had been calling her on Monday & Tuesday with work tasks and she said, "Hey. Actually. I'm on f*cken holiday."

"You're self-employed, you don't get holidays," he replied.

Bad move.

So his calls were SCREENED all day today. "I'll f*cken 'no holiday' HIM," said Feefs.

Feefs & Cazza went to the hairdresser, the foot lady and something else today. As you can tell I listened in rapt attention while they told me all this.

Is it just me, or does that NOT sound like a day off? To me it sounds like WORK.

But they were both very happy. Feefs explained that Big Nipper should be happy too because she won't be foot-stabbing him anymore.

In the evening I had dinner MADE for me! It was very exciting. Feefs used my crock-pot to make a stew but she - like me - was disappointed that it did not cook the veggies through properly.

"It's f*cken f*cked man," she told me. "You should exchange it."

I was quite relieved. I thought I was just a rotten cook.

Feefs leaves tomorrow morning. It's a shame because we've enjoyed having her around. Jasper LOVES Fe because she fusses over him so much. I think she will miss us too. She's had a nice relaxing break.

At least she's just a short flight away now, and not right on the other side of the world. I wish the same were true of you. You need to come to New Zealand. You can fuss over the cat and I will buy you a new crock-pot.

S.