You cannot be serious

All set for Wimbledon in our house. John was acquired (legitimately) by yours truly in 1984 from a sports shop display in Chichester and brought home on the bus. Now held together by gaffer tape but he still comes out for a fortnight every year.

I’m so enjoying this summer: working from home with wonderful weather and Wimbledon, the World Cup and (shortly) the Tour de France. The only thing that would make it better is a swimming pool in the garden...