Oooh My Sides

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess,

Today was a much better day. I went to bed at 9:30 last night and didn't wake up until 11am.

Oh wait. I should say. I booked today off ages ago. And was heartily pleased that I did.

So when I eventually did drag myself out of my pit, I did lots of nothing. I spent most of today cuddling Jasper or brushing Punky. And obviously there was telly.

Not so much for poor Cazza who was stuck working. Today she had a particularly difficult pair of characters. I can't go into details obviously, but let's just say Cazza is stuck between an idiot and a pedant.

She is still - even now in the middle of dinner - being hassled by both. "Sure, I love dealing with your sh*t on my Friday night, c***s", she said to her mobile phone.

"You should add that to the bottom of your email," I suggested.

"No, no, I have to be professional," she replied. Then she flapped her eyelashes at me. "Hope that resolves the issue for everybody! Happy to help! Call me anytime! Lick my bumhole!"

I lost it. I seriously lost it. Honestly, I was CRYING. I was UNABLE TO BREATHE. It was the flapping eyelashes and the sweetness of her tone that did it. 

Hoooooooo.... I'm still crying....

S.