Not very welcome visitor.

To my knowledge, I've not had a cricket in the house of its own accord.

We used to have a gecko and a favourite pastime was to go to the pet shop and ask the Weekend staff to get out some crickets. Usually, they were wee girlies who squealed a lot. (I wouldn't have wanted to do it either but I wasn't being paid to work there)

Anyway. After a lot of noise, which I thought was next door spinning a bike wheel, I discovered it wasn't a bike. Then I discovered this chappie. I tried not to scream when he lept straight upwards as I tried to shoo him out.