The Soup Strainer

Rather shame-facedly my own movember lasted about 3 days, before the thing started to drive me crazy and made me look like I had a top lip the size of John Major's. I made my apologies, shaved it off, but decided to support the noble fundraising causes of lovely Blippers like stcornersociety and MrJohn instead.

Today though saw MrsB doing my occasional sheep-sheer with the Babyliss hair-clippers (sadly an exercise that is taking less time each time, and not because she is getting better at it).

As such I thought out of joint curiosity and an homage to the cultivated mo's out there, I would craft my own tash using every hair shorn off me. Net result is this Dick Strawbridge lookilikey. What do you think? For those old enough to remember, and UK based, also 'think' poacher turned gamekeeper Seth Armstrong off the original Emmerdale Farm.

Even posing on the floor to take a self-portrait the tickle factor was driving me wild. Just how does anyone put up with these soup-strainers?