Dylan’s Diary #4

“It seems like England have won the World Cup!
What’s that?
They’ve only one game!
Against a very ordinary side!
Well, I just thought that with all that fuss on the TV and radio that they had won the final!!!!
Looking at my last few entries, one ( very posh) may get the impression that I spend all my time eating their plants.
This is far from the truth.
For a start, I’m very selective about which plants I eat. I also spend lots of time eating my own food and sleeping.
And meditating of course.”