Snoozefest

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

I am very tired today. Whenever I feel this way I find myself singing "I'm So Tired" by The Beatles in my head.

I'm so tired
I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired
I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid git

I've always liked that lyric.

Anyway, when I got home from work and started climbing out of me knickers, Cazza reminded me that she had booked us for dinner with Dull Couple Who I Find Boring.

Sigh. Knickers on.

So that was a drag. It finished early, thank eff. But I have told Cazza that I am now employing a Zero Tolerance policy on Dull Dinners.

And if she books me on any more, I'm turning up sans knickers.

S.