Greeted By The Locals

Arrived in Glasgow to see THE (man, myth, legend, babe) Lee 'Scratch' Perry. I was waiting at the subway for my two friends to meet me and show me to the flat for ages. Then I realised that they'd been stood opposite me holding a pot plant and dressed up for about 15 minutes, staring blankly ahead. They jabbed me with a stick and gave me the pot plant and we had a nice walk along the river to the flat.