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Dickson Street

After recent discussion with the banks and the board, it's been decided that Cigs is now up for sale. We discussed various options such as relocating to an EU country, outsourcing blips and tags to an Asian location (Korea looked the most likely), becoming a tax haven and spliting the company into a trading section and an administrive one, but at the end of the day, the decision was to take the money and run offer an exciting opportunity to a potential investor to see if they could take Cigs to the next level. (Note not the level of Next, that would be a retrograde step!)

With Banksy now firmly established as the number 1 brand in the market place, the race is on to see who can occupy the runner up spot. There's a huge potential market to be tapped into, especially in SE Asia where the sale of Cigstops has not been fully explored yet.  Pre season tours too offer an exciting new revenue stream possibility. 

The Monopolys and Mergers Commission was not available for comment at this time. Tel and Ace are understood to be planning a hostile takeover.

I can't believe I missed this one before now. Previously on Cigs I managed to find one not 20 yards away in March but still took me a further 3 months to find today's offering. On a day with a busy schedule, I set the alarm for 0552 and was out just after 6; clocking up an hour and 17km on the quiet roads and was home and working for 7.  

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