Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Location Locashun Lokashoon

Des Res. Recently exposed from the depths of the Cornish countryside this wonderful example of Homebase architecture has recently been placed with our company. We are delighted to offer this exciting starter home to any Tom, Tit or Robin who cares to chirp up the required rental fee of unlimited song and wonderful blipportunities.

The last occupant successfully raised quads, there are some signs of their existence but these are easily erased. The east facing aspect of the building ensures warm mornings and cool afternoons with onshore breezes and the merry chatter of gin soaked humans.

Viewing on the wing. Go for it.

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