My Car Just Died

I was tootling along enjoying the countryside
When
The car started to lock and unlock itself
The windows opened
The lights all came on including the hazard lights
The horn was blasting
So
Stopped and someone came along and disconnected the battery at least it shut the bloody thing up
Sent for Green Flag
He tried but could not mend her
Eventually they took me to my local garage and that's where she is now
The bloody monster.......