Salt n Pepa's Heah

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess Normal,

I was going to post a picture of my hair today. By which I mean the hair from my head. Honestly, you people have your minds in the gutter.

Er Indoors just gave me a buzz-cut with the clippers and because my hair is dark with grey in it, the picture would have tied in nicely with the title, do you see?

But then I thought. "Ew! Hair! Guh-ROSS! That is so GRODY! Gag me with a SPOON!"* And posted a picture of commuters from this morning instead.

But I stuck with the title. And now I have Push It stuck in my head.

Er Indoors is getting really good at cutting hair with the trimmers. When she first started it she was like she was plucking every individual hair out of my head, but now it is really quick and painless.

I wonder if I should tip her? By which I mean with money. You people are disgusting.

S.

* Because I was also listening to Valley Girl by Frank Zappa earlier today.