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Walrus!  

I went to the hairdressers today, on the off-chance they'd have an appointment next week.  But they had an opening just then, and after a few pleasantries, she asked me, "Have you seen the walrus?"  I'd heard there was one on the north coast a few months ago.  And she said, no it's here in Wick, up by the old lifeboat shed!  So that was my blip for the day sorted, everything else has rather paled in comparison.  Extras show the whole beastie, having a kip on the beach, totally unfazed by all the folk about 25 ft away.