Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

You must be joking Dad!!!!!!

Called to heel her regal regality decided Nah! I'm offski.

Here she is in full flow, full of the veritable joys of November. 3 months old and can quickly turn a gaggle of 6 very strong willed ladies to ooohs and aaaahs.

In other news.
Mrs Booty took Fang for their Flu jabs today. The 2 minute time frame allowed is tight but works if you listen to the receptionist and do what you are asked. Three elderly ladies sitting in the waiting room were waxing lyrical about how efficient it all seemed. It was at this point that my extremely efficient and very kindly Mrs leaned forward and said, "Ladies the system only works if you remove your outer coats, cardigans and then roll up your sleeves as the nice lady at the desk requested." Amidst much friendly giggling and gentle pharting about they were got ready. Mrs B got Brownie points from reception.

I took Floss for her walk. Mrs Booty decided she needed to wash the kitchen floor. I objected as we have a dog and what does she think the dog does at night? Anyway as I left she said I might have to ring several times as she might also do some hoovering, to which numb nuts suggested she place the phone in her bra! (No pockets in her clothes)

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