Stupid Name for a Pub

This is

·­­­ The Cat and Typewriter

Actually, it's probably no worse than names like The Vat and Fiddle or Bread and Bitter, or The Frog And Toad.

So, in the unlikely event that I open a pub, this can be its name, and we shall invent a sign that is based on my photograph.

What I like, really, about this picture is the great solid metal stand, no doubt rescued from some industrial operation, the old 'steam-driven' typewriter, and the retro wireless.