Really Highways Agency, are you taking the piss?   We passed two of these on the way to the hospital.   I hope they've got a suitably relevant one humper on the other lane on the return journey.  

In my other picture,  I've got my collection of stuff to take with me.  I've got new jimjams from my friend Zippy; a book from my friend Ali; a magazine to while away the hours; factor 20 in case the 'taps aff' weather continues and I can sit out; a wrap in case the 'taps aff' weather does not continue; nail polish to repaint my hobbits toes after surgery; wine gums, the closest I'll get for a while, although someone told me you can get a schnifter here once you're off the horse tranquillisers; all packed away in my new Oor Wullie bag from my lassies in Embra.