Kidlets

Fun times this evening. Miss 6 took herself and her lingering lurgi off to bed early, and asked for a story: The Three Little Pigs - but rather than read from a book she wanted it "from your head". I suggested to her that perhaps I could tell her the story of The Three Little Jedi, and the Big Bad Sith. Much enthusiasm for that, there was. So I told her how the three little Jedi went out and built their Jedi temples, of straw, sticks, and stones, and how Darth Maul came to each one in turn and force pushed the straw and stick Jedi temples down, but failed with the stone one, so jumped down from the roof ... But he had forgotten that in the temple were three Jedi, and he was only one Sith, so as he jumped down the three little Jedi drew their lightsabers, and chopped him into four pieces.

It was a well received story. ;-)

Edit/addit: I should add that I had intended for the Jedi to make their temples out of ore Star Wars-y materials (the third little jedi's temple would've been made of carbonite xP ), but miss 6, in an odd burst of traditionalism - given the narrative alterations already embarked upon - insisted I stick with straw etc.