United Nations

I was looking for something in the garage and found my old United Nations armband.


If you get sent to Iraq by the UN here is some advice....

If it looks like the taxi driver has fallen asleep he probably has, wake him up before he hits the petrol tanker.

A personal guide to the old city of Amman is a brilliant idea, just don’t listen to his advice when it comes to places for dinner.

The taxi journey from Amman to Iraq takes a while, take your own toilet paper.

If the Iraq border guards say you are a spy and wave a gun in your face they are only kidding... for an hour. Bastards.

If you are developing dysentery sit near the toilet on the plane.

Chips and beer cure most things, eventually.