Silly Saturday...Bad Pun Number 2

I don't know a lot of magic...but I have a few Twix up my sleeve. (Insert groan here.)

Far from silly...I was awakened this morning at 2:30 a.m. by my stomach. After 8 trips (I counted) to the bathroom, I was forced to bow out of going with my church group to the Detroit Tigers baseball game.

At 1:30 p.m. I feel better, but my tummy is still talking.