I'm at the Lab making an appointment for a blood test. The man behind the desk says he can do it now.

Great.

He takes my details and points to the room promising to be with me in a mo. In the interim he must have farted, as he brings the smell in with him.

Oh goodie.

He rolls up my sleeve to prep my arm smirking "Down is an unusual name."
...this happens quite a lot in France.

It's Dawn actually.

I then explain what it means, and how it's not a name in France, blah blah...
And just as he is jabbing in the needle he adds: "Like Dawn of The Dead?"

Yes. Just like that.