HAPPY HALOWEEN

Too much time on my hands this afternoon!


WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
-- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

-- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

-- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

-- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.

-- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

-- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

-- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure.

-- You can do the whole neighborhood.

Enjoy the evening.