What's on the computer today?

Well the good news is, after 10 days of exile I'm back online.  Oh joy.  I've managed up to a point Blipping with my iPhone but it's so frustrating.  The number of times spell checker has corrected the gobbledygook I've mistyped with something equally as nonsensical.  It's was driving me nuts!  Maybe that's why I need to go to the opticians, my ageing varifocals seem to have been misdirecting my fingers. (Good job I don't need them for driving!)