Radiant

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

I had another lovely chat with the Princess last night. I texted her an hour before she called and told her I had missed our intellectual chat about wees and poos.

It was therefore of some surprise to me when we actually discussed the history of the First World War last night! We also got onto World War 2, books and foreign films!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, PRINCESS?

To be fair to her, she also told me she is hoping to use the map produced by her FitBit* to draw a big nob and balls. "I want to do a cock run," she announced.

OKAY PRINCESS YOU ARE FORGIVEN.

When I got home from work today, I found that Er Indoors has rigged up this heater. After our Antarctic blast of weather a couple of weeks back, she went online and found that the best heater for producing instant warmth is a "Radiant Heater".

And those online reviews weren't effing kidding. Right now I am sitting here SWELTERING while my thin-blooded wife is luxuriating on the couch. As you can see, Jasper and Punky are also fans of it, although even they have been overpowered by our Radiant Heater's radiance. 

Jasper just dragged himself a foot away from it, and then collapsed with a "mmmmpph". Poor little guy (see extra).

So it is definitely a big success. And in fact I am so warm that I am right now sitting in me shreddies. 

Or am I? 

I'll let you all think about that. Maybe it will encourage the Princess on her run. 

S. 

* Or whatever.