Captain Nook

The most ferocious pirate of the south coast, Captain Nook, thrashed ZQ at mini golf this afternoon.

I’m on day 7 of the plague and, as we were languishing in bed this morning, Noo casually announced that Daddy had spent his birthday Amazon voucher on a double barrel shotgun. I almost left home! It arrived an hour later, complete with sound effects :’(

By lunchtime, after several bouts of wrestling (not me!) I wished I had left home!

This afternoon, before mini golf, we visited Poundland. Another gun was purchased, and I’m definitely leaving home tomorrow!!