My good lady, Mrs FP.....

...is a Ninja Lamb Catcher. I garden and am good at growing mint*.

Do you see where we are going with this?


* I say 'good at growing mint', I planted it many years ago and every year is a battle to stop it taking over the garden. Funnily enough,  a bit like the ornamental bamboo, the variegated elder (big mistake) and the Jerusalem artichokes.