Three's Company

Dear Princess Normal & Dear Fellows,

These came out of Smock's garden. She gave them to me and said they wouldn't be too hot for Er Indoors. She ALSO gave me a free sample of cat food* that came in her junk mail.

I thought that was lovely. Clearly she is a very thoughtful woman. Or maybe she fancies me! Do you think?!? No, surely not. I have been very carefully holding in my sexual charisma. Well you've got to with looks like mine. If I were to fully let it out there could be a riot, with knickers and bras** flying hither and yon. 

But the chilis are also a nice visual representation of the fact that we now have 3 visitors in the flat: Feefs, Little Nipper and Shetland Dad. Big Nipper is staying home to get a break from Shetland Dad. Although apparently he experienced some separation regret and asked if he could come after all.

Feefs expressed the opinion STRONGLY that he had done nothing but complain about no break from Shetland Dad and that was WHY she was EFFING doing this in the first EFFING place ACTUALLY, so NO he couldn't EFFING come after all.

So he stayed home.

I'm not sure how I feel about all these visitors. On the one hand it is a nice break from the norm. On the other hand it is a break from the norm. 

The thing is, I like norm. I'm comfortable with norm. Norm includes napping on the couch, watching the telly programmes I like and farting with abandon. Now I have to hold my farts IN. 

Both farts AND sexual charisma. That's a lot of things I'm holding in. Something might give if I'm not very careful. And it won't be pretty.

S.

* For the cats. I had soup for lunch.

** And possibly the odd pair of y-fronts. Well, you never know.