Slow, Slow, Quack, Quack, Slow!

The 1stLadyDuck was enjoying the peace and quiet of a paddle around the loch and it seemed rude to mention the distraction that is TheDonald.

"Excuse me Ma'am, how about a doughnut?"

"Oh he's back at the Duck House dry cleaning his rug!"

Extra - 1stLadyDuck demands receives her modelling fee.