Quietly Flows the Flow
I eschewed the usual morning breakfast (the Current Mrs Creel popping a lightly piece of buttered kipper in my mouth, Carstairs ironing the Times in the scullery) and leapt out of bed like a Cuvier’s Gazelle.
I immediately went and started digging another trench. This was based on the Radio Orkney weather forecast which indicated this sun won’t last.
There’s quite a bit of shipping activity today in the blue becalmed Scapa Flow. Those of you who need to get a life will notice we have had a further delivery of ovines. However they are not in our care - Luke is in charge.
And not Luke Ewe as they used to say in Aberbargoed.
I have been informed we are taking my mother out for lunch. I only know we won’t be visiting the Lauder Arms.
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