Animals Telling Jokes...Part Six

A peacock that rests on his feathers...is just another turkey. Dolly Parton.

Bart, (the peacock on the right) did not want to rest on his feathers. He has some jokes to tell. His "audience" is Sherlock, the peacock. It went like this.

BART: "Did you hear the story about the peacock?"

SHERLOCK: "No."

BART: "It's a beautiful tail."

SHERLOCK: "If that's your start...Bart...do you mind if I dart?"

BART: "Just warming up Sherlock. What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a peacock?"

SHERLOCK: "I don't know."

BART: "A SHARP DRESSER! YOU GET IT? A SHARP DRESSER!"

SHERLOCK: "Please...no more swill...no more jokes about quill."

BART: "Slam-bang finish here Sherlock. Where does a peacock go when he loses his tail?

SHERLOCK: "Please finish...and soon!"

BART: "He goes to a re-tail store! HA HA HA!!!

SHERLOCK: "Your tales of tail
                        were very frail.
                        I didn't want to laugh...
                        I just wanted to wail.

Poor old Sherlock could take no more,
he flew off the porch, and on to the floor.

So ends part six. It has been rabbits, pigs, geese, horses, sheep, and now peacocks. (I think this is the weakest one yet. You ever tried to find peacock jokes?)

I'll be in animal heaven...if I can find part seven.