Squirrel Proof? HA!

I yelled down from my upstairs window.

"You might not think it's cool...
but I have rodent rules!
Do you think you could refuel...
at someplace besides my school?

He yelled back.

"Can't you see that I'm underfed?
I don't exist on milk and bread!
So, if you'll just nod your head,
I'd like to enjoy your spread."

I nodded.