One way to have them all

The craze among girls at Bella’s school is an abomination called LOL Dolls. It has replaced last year's abomination, Shopkins. This Guardian article says all I have to say about LOLs. Bella arrived waving a scrap of promotional propaganda for this enterprise, gushing, “I want them all!” I convinced her that she could “have” them all by drawing her own pictures of them. I was amazed that she went for it. 

Meanwhile, war, bombs, death and destruction, brought to you by the USA and the UK. With French cooperation. End-stage capitalism.