ESCAPOLOGISTS

The roses in Pigeon Shit Park are revolting against their idiot bags...

And you get an "extra" pewter quart tankard which I bought in Loughborough for £4 in 1964. I gave it to my ar***ole of a stepfather.

I managed to snaffle it back when he got himself run over aged 92. He did a superb job of disinheriting me!

My lovely mother was a terrible judge of men.

I'm an escapologist too...