If you go out in the woods today....

"If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic."

This bear is sitting up in the tree at our local garbage drop-off, keeping an eye out to make sure the bears having a picnic aren't surprised!
People where we live have a whimsical sense of humour!