Skyfall. The new Bond film. He shoots, he scores.

And I'm not talking about Daniel Craig.
Although he can pull his trigger in my direction anytime.
I'm talking about Sam Mendes. A fantastically directed film.
Bloody great, all at once real, camp, hard and soft.

Javier (give me the worst wig in the cupboard) Bardem is a brilliant villain.
Camper than Larry Grayson wearing a tutu made of Dale Winton's Chuhuahua.
The themes of age and ageing in a world obsessed with the young, cleverly explored with Bond and M at the centre.

I don't want to give too much away as it's just out, but just remember
'Sometimes the old ways are the best ways'.