Retirement!
My last day approaches (Friday). This is my leaving party. They are such kidders! I waited 2 hours. Honestly, what kidders!
The 90,000? That's the number of people who apparently signed the 'Glad to see the back of you' petition. They do like a joke. I'll just give you a selection of some of the witty comments on my card...
"Who are you?"
"Who were you?"
"I thought I went to your funeral four years ago?"
"You still owe me money you b**tard."
"Don't think you can slink off, I'm still going ahead with the paternity tests."
"Can I have my calculator back?"
Kidders! Honestly, what a crowd, but the CEO's speech was the biggest laugh, well I say speech, he chose to save it as an aside in the elevator as I left.
"We actually employed you? Really? For money?"
The door hit me on the arse on my way out.
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