The Greaaaat Dooooons of Scartland

Donald Trump renamed Menie Estate 'The Great Dunes of Scotland' and built his golf course there. This piccy is the illuminated clock at the
Grand Entrance to Trump Boulevard (Fart Street as I prefer to call it - then you might suspect there is an arsehole at the end of it.

The dunes here are run of the mill compared to Balmedie a little further South and the greatest dunes are just North of the Ythan estuary at Newburgh.
They are truly magnificent and you could film a Saharan adventure there and no one would be the wiser ( well if filming took place on the sunny day we get each year ). Not only that there is a massive seal colony - probably 200 of then who bask and play at the mouth of the estuary.
The Greaaaat Doooons can only offer a flabby barking spectacle like that when the private jet is in town. Ah Scartland, what a lovely spot.