Rule One: Daily Blipping

Always carry your iPhone.
Photo ops lurk everywhere and anywhere.

Even in the bathroom. 
Which is a dangerous place for a little iPhone.

Let’s say, 
After entering the loo,
That stick figure,
Arrow drawn, aiming at the “spot”
Gives you a good laugh.
Talk about a scene you’ll wanna share.

Careful now. 
A moment of inattention,
That iPhone in your pocket
Takes a dive,
Into the porcelain bowl.
Yikes!

Not as easy as you thought?
Me. I’m working toward pro-status,
Telling “Toilet Tales”
My first attempt
In and out, no injury to self or iPhone.
Heck, I could teach a class. : )

(Stay tuned for Toilet Tales. the occasional series)