Having decided to end it all...

...Kev filled his rucksack with rocks and waited for the sea to do the job. Sixteen hours later he wished he had checked the high tides app, and the salt water had ruined his only decent pair of trainers. 

Of course not! Out with the dogs to Porty. Sunny but ruddy cold yet there were people swimming, and just in trunks, no wet suits! Madness.

An al fresco seaside lunch was had. Lovely. Cold but lovely.