Swoop testing at the Aquadrome

The WWT Olympic committee were down at the Barn Elms water park for a swoop mass testing of all the incumbent athletes. Rounded up by crews of security officials in fisherman waders armed with large nets, the surprised medal winners were marched into the temporary testing area. Team Bewick were rather resigned. They knew that their game was up and allowed themselves to be taken quietly, although looking confident that they were clean. But the loose Egyptians were having none of it and headed off over the fence calling fowl. Team Emperor had taken to the limestone cliffs and were sunning themselves in their 'mountain training' location (Altitude: ~3000mm), pretending not to have noticed anything amiss.

With thanks to inspiration supplied by Hillyblips Alternative Olympic Games