Crocodile and Florentina

There was once a crocodile,
His only wish was to be a ballerina.
He'd dance freestyle
Once even danced all the way to China!
(Though it took him a while)
And there he met Florentina.
(Florentina the Panda wanted to be a lawyer)
So they went down the aisle
(in their hands bottles of tequila)
and wedded under a rose pile.
(Now they live in West Virginia,
Crocodile finds a job once in a while.
Florentina is pregnant with her fifth crocopanda.)