Staged

Do you know what SHE said to me? 

She said - George this looks so.... staged. 

Staged, I shrieked.  It is not staged.  It took me forever to get things exactly how I wanted them.  My favourite toys all covered up, and a chewy where no-one else could get it; and my favourite cushie, on top of my favourite bed liner - which you will note, I have nicely shredded now.

AND I had to drag my cushie from one side of the room to the other.  And did SHE help me?  No, she did not!

Staged, my aunt fanny!