Important people getting lost ....

On the way to their mothers funeral .. yep our very own Velvet frog and Aging rockstar have a brand new sat nav .. which tried to take them across a rutted field ..
whilst they were otherwise engaged in another area of Warwickshire VF was telling me via mobile telephone device to ‘go make myself known’ to the main man ... so I did .. I walked up to 7 men all dressed in black and said ‘ I’ve been told to talk the one in the black suit ‘ then I laughed .. as it happens so did they ... after explaining that it was not my mummy in ‘there ‘ (I’m pointing to Trish in the hearse ) and that my stupid BFF is lost and them all saying it’s fine don’t worry we all make small talk and then with a screech of tyres and burning rubber Ageing rockstar and Velvet frog arrive .. a lovely non religious ceremony celebrating Trish’s life was held and then we all went to a local pub discussed inappropriate things and went home ... goodnight Trish xxxxxxxx