PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT?

Don't think Philip Roth had smoking in mind!

But according to the way  over the top bullshit that tobacco companies are obliged to put on their packets:

I risk going blind!!!

I'm going to get all sorts of cancers and a heart attack.

I'm going to become impotent &/or infertile?

The children I haven't got are going to become smokers?

And today, I received three bottles of single cask whiskies -  a Bunnahabhain from Islay, a Glen Grant from Speyside & a Glen Scotia from Cambletown.