"IT'S TIM'S BIRTHDAY!"

OK, let's get this out of the way. Yes, it's my birthday, and yes, it's one of the biggies.

I am now an official senior citizen, and can demand my elderly discounts at restaurants, amusement parks, sporting events, and bingo halls. That's right...I am 65.

This would normally be the spot where I ramble on about...where has the time gone?...I can remember when...and time waits for no one.

But, that's gibberish. Enjoy your life, and do the best you can. Amen.

Thanks to the sea gull, my town crier.