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Amateur Photographer stop press: Fake Gorillapods seized - "health and safety risk". It's all a "NO Campaign" conspiracy...

"Come on Mr Bru, give it up son - we've got you pinned down. Just say "No" - "Big C" says it's the only way."

"Nae? Pinned doon? Tell yer "Mester C" to stick it! So, nivver, ya fruity Vimto Sassenachs!"