What a day!

What a day I've had.
I got up
Had breakfast
Had a big drink
Lay in the doorway
Ran around the yard twice
Had another drink
Lay on the sofa
Went outside for a pee
Lay on the floor in the air-conditioning
Thought about having another drink
Had a drink
Went outside and barked at another dog
Ate my supper
Barked at the imaginary dog again
Watched Tilly chase the hose
Attempted to eat the hose
Had a big drink from the hose
Had another pee
Now off to sleep
What a day!